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The Kill Stars is Kalamazoo's charter team, the team that competes for rankings in the WFTDA! It consists of the top 20 skaters for Kalamazoo!

Kill Stars

Ani DiSpanko

Blocker

 

Ani DiSpanko is a whip-smart blocker who uses her insane brain to target the opponents jammers next step. Like her namesake, she is multi-talented and a force to be reckoned with. At home, Spanko, is the proud mom to the prettiest pet in Michigan derby. 

Aly-Kate Contusions

Blocker 

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Coming back from retirement means nothing to this powerhouse skater. Skating comes naturally to her and so does blocking. She will hold jammers back with ease. 

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Beaver Jam

Jammer

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Once this skater puts the star on her head, she wont be stopped by any wall. Put her in a wall as a blocker, and she'll dam up the pack, making it nearly impossible for opponents to get through. 

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Blue Eyed Bruiser

Blocker and Jammer

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Bruiser is one of the newest additions to the Kalamazoo family. After playing junior derby for 6 years, she made her way up to the adult league. She even played for Kalamazoo's junior team! Her name doesn't lie, whether she's blocking or jamming watch out! She's a powerhouse and she's not afraid of big hits

Catch Hell

Pivot, Blocker, and Jammer

 

Catch (as her friends call her) is a utility skater that knows no bounds. She can do it all, and does it with a smile on her face.  

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Chewbackoff

Blocker

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Chewy is one of the fiercest blockers from the Kalamazoo Killer Beez who has now aged up to the adult leagues! You better back off before she gets the chance to bite ya!

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Cutter

Blocker 

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You better keep your eyes peeled when this beast is out on the track. You look away for one second and she will have you laying flat on the ground. She is a powerhouse and not to be underestimated!

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Ickyy

Blocker and Jammer

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Ickyy will have you feeling icky when you make contact with her. She may be small but she is fierce and an amazing blocker. Keep your eyes peeled or she'll knock you out!

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Javelin

Pivot and Blocker

 

Jav is an OG Darlin, one of the few remaining skaters from the beginning. When she's not skating in pink and black, she rocks navy blue with Team Michigan! Off track she's the owner of Skatin' Not Hatin', a skate supply shop, and mother to one of the most BA junior skaters to roll the earth.

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Jessie Girl

Kill Stars Co-Captain 2020

Jammer

 

Another Team Michigan skater who proudly wears the pink and black, JG is a unstoppable force of jamming power! Her impressive footwork is a signature of her skating style. Win or lose, when JG's playing she's always having fun. 

Kat Blon Dee

Pivot and Blocker

 

One of the kindest and warmest people who has ever strapped on skates, Kat is a multi-talented skater and a communicative team player. When she's not being a fantastic skater, she sends adorable snap chats to her teammates. 

Lily St Smear

Kill Stars Co-Captain 2020

Blocker and Jammer

 

Lily is an OG Darlin' who is a versatile skater and has magic hair that looks good even after she takes her helmet off. No one specializes in having fun quite like Lily, whether its dressing up, after-partying, or playing derby. 

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Mea Chokeavich

Pivot, Blocker, and Jammer

 

Mea is a utility skater who exemplifies Shakespeare's quote "though she be but little, she is fierce". No matter what position she's playing, no matter how tall the opponents, Mea attacks with a ferocity that is intimidating to all who skate near her.    

Mustang

Pivot and Blocker

 

One of the fastest skaters to grace the flat track, Mustang will take out a jammer before you can see her coming. Sometimes she'll don a star and rack up points, but this heavy hitter prefers to be in a wall. An adaptable team player, Mustang is always coming through when you need a hand. 

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Neva Soba

Blocker 

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Neva underestimate Neva. She is one of the strongest skaters out on the track and will make sure you know it. Even a retirement can't stop her! She came back stronger than ever!

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One-Hit Wanda

Pivot, Blocker, and Jammer

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Don't let her name confuse you, this chick is no one hit wonder. Wanda can do it all, block, pivot, and jam! Her years of playing junior roller derby show on the tack, as she is one of the most versatile players on the league.  

Painbow Connection

Blocker

 

"Someday you'll feel it, 

The Painbow Connection, 

The jammers, the pivots, 

and you!" 

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When Painbow's hits connect, they will take you down and out, don't let the rainbows distract you. 

Princess Harming

Blocker

 

She may be called Princess, but this skater isn't waiting for a prince to save her. She'll hold her own on the track with fierce determination. She's also the matriarch of the Fear The Weers tribe, which includes One Hit Wanda, and Weers Waldo.

Weers Waldo

Jammer

 

Waldo's inherent ability to blend in to her surroundings, causing her to 'hide in plain sight' makes her an excellent jammer! In her red and white stripped shirt, and matching beanie, the other team simply can't pick her out of the lineup. 

Wreck-keene Ball

Blocker

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Keene is a tough as nails, and sweet as candy blocker who will leave her mark on every jammer she comes across. Don't let her small stature fool you, she'll take on any skater without fear. Like her name suggests, she'll come in swinging and take out half your line in an instant.

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